Do you know how strange it is for me write or read 'de' next to 'in'? It's because of my upbringing, see.. I grew up speaking both English and French, so to my mind it's only natural that those two words be in mutially exclusive catogories. They just can't coexist peacefully. Why can't we all just get along?! Why?!?!?!

Oh, you want me to stop yelling and get on with the PV.. Ok, I can do that. *ahem*
Episode 21 : Arittake no Ai de. Erm, where did the first 20 episodes go? Am I going to be confused by jumping right into the middle like this? If they ever make 21 Star Wars movies, will this be Episode 21?

Ooh, I feel like an honoured guest just starting this video. It's not often my entertainment bows to me. *returns the bow*

Bless you, unknown man in Gacktesque black leather! Wait a minute.. Gacktesque is a cool word. Also, Gacktesque + black leather = Squall!!! This must be Final Fantasy 21! It all becomes clear.

A Ipod. An Ipod. The Ipod? Ipod is what it is. Playing the right song, too. If you don't know what that is, then you're much more confused than me. And that's saying a lot.

Humans always look so goofy when removing things from their ears. Reaching for the ears is a monkey thing to do, I say. Putting stuff in our ears doesn't sound like the brightest of ideas to begin with, does it? Thought not.

I swear, at first glance it looks like Sailor Moon is drawn on there. That bit of string looks like a long ponytail, and there's blueish and reddish stuff in just the right places. In the name of the moon, I invite you!!

Greeter:"Now if I just squint a little"
Yeah, he sees Sailor Moon too. It's not just me.

Friend:"You look warm"
Now there's a pick up line if I've ever heard one. Is she straightforward or what?

Friend:"...is"
All purpose verb or not, this is one word that should not be left alone.

Kid:"Was..."
Ok, we're playing the grammar game! My turn! "Will be."

Gackt! About time he showed up. But.. where exactly is he? The background there is awfully flesh-toned. Kinda creepy.

Sister-in-law:"That's the only connection we have."
What, no more grammar game? Party pooper.

MC: (Smiling and clapping)
Thank you, narration-type text. I totally never would have realized what was going on without your guiding light.

Oh, so we're at a wedding. That explains a lot. Like... well, it doesn't actually explain that much, really. Also, doesn't that light in the back look like a decapitated angel holding up its own halo?

Old guy: [PS2 controller symbols] (very drunk)
I didn't even know those were humanly pronouncible.

More of Gackt against a fleshy background. I wonder where he is in relation to everything else going on here? It doesn't make any sense!

Hmm.. I could swear I'd seen that jewelry before..

Gacktalike!! Not an up-to-date one though, he doesn't have the Gacktfro going on.

Hey, Gackt, aren't you going to get up there and send that impersonnator packing? Perhaps fearing for his life, if not his sanity? No, I guess you're happy in that.. wherever it is.

He's... in.. someone's ear. In an ear. A human ear. *blinks*
AN EAR?!?!?!?!

Whatever happens, better not sneeze in there. That would be pretty gross.

Cute picture. Isn't that the bride? (No, not Uma Thurman.)(That might be too weird even for a Gackt PV.)(Just might.)

Crazy man with a knife!! Run for your lives! Or.. just look at him over your shoulder like he's just an annoying part of the background. That's certainly a path to long life.

Everybody do the Gackt! Fun dance moves from the retro 70s! Possibly some sort of variant on the swim! *dances*

Oooh, that looks unpleasant. Mr. Sword Man got to his target, I see.

Dialogue.. Dialogue.. who cares? Look! Shiny sword! I bet that means he's got a Limit Break coming. Or perhaps an Overdrive. Or whatever they'll be calling it by FFXXI.

Because everyone who's been mortally stabbed begins a duet with their murderer. I see Gackt likes his PVs a la Shakespeare.

*Insert superhero music* Here he comes to save the daaaaaaaaay.... SUUUUuuuUUUPER Gackt!

Hey! He's outside the black!

And now he's climbing into the scene. Wow, SUUUUuuuUUUPER Gackt has quite the amazing set of abilities!

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Kyaa! I've been rewound!!

Hmm? Gackt? And the sword guy? What's going on? He's not gonna stab Gackt is he?? Run, Gackt!!!!

Oh, no.. the maniac is bowing. Such is the commanding aura of Gackt. All who behold it must do His bidding. Even if they happen to be knife wielding psychos.

Come to think of it, a sword would make a really awesome wedding present, wouldn't it? Useful, shiny, high-coolness-factor... Yeah! I want swords for my wedding!!

And she knows exactly what to with it to! Sword-cake!

Dancin' with the until-recently-knife-wielding ex-boyfriend of the bride...

Hey, it's the Gacktalike again! Pretending to sing. Being less cool than the real Gackt, which is how we can tell its a fake. *Msart*

See how cool the real Gackt remains, even when he's singing for a crowd of sword-weilders, drunkards, and merry makers. Gackt > Gacktalike.

Ok, so the screencaps don't allow for this kind of trick. He just pulled out the tablecloth really really fast without breaking anything. Isn't he awesome? Gackt is awesome, yes he is.

Yes, Gackt, I just pointed out that you are awesome. Very awesome. Superlatively awesome even. Can i stop feeding your ego now? ("No")

Oh, bless you!

Again : WHO IS THAT GACKTALIKE?? Not even the narration-text knows... And Ominously we End, with the words TO BE CONTINUED!